Two works of pure evil genius have recently come to our attention.

First, the blog of Amir Tofangsazan. Except it's not the blog of Amir Tofangsazan at all. It's the blog of someone who bought Amir Tofangsazan's laptop on eBay, who was allegedly quite royally ripped off by Mr Tofangsazan, who has decided to seek revenge on Mr Tofangsazan by posing as Mr Tofangsazan and publishing pictures recovered from the hard drive of Mr Tofangsazan's ex-laptop. Ahhh Mr Tofangsazan, Mr Tofangsazan, Mr Tofangsazan ... we actually feel a bit sorry for you. Also, we love your name.

Second, the blog of Paul Daniels, world-famous magician ... and internet entrepreneur. Except it's not the blog of Paul Daniels at all. It's the blog of the person who stalks Paul Daniels on eBay, making detailed entries about the sales and purchases made by the magician: "It is obvious to everyone by now that Paul is an excellent ebayer." It's the best blog we've seen in ages. Does John Malkovich eBay?

Kids, note: Making up blogs about people at your school is mean and uncool. Stalking people on eBay is just plain weird. Unless they're famous, in which case, email us.