Ahoy, ye scurvy scum!

Yarr, today be International Talk Like A Pirate Day! Not sure exactly why, but it is. So today you and your mateys must address your boss as Cap'n, the office junior is Jim Lad, and the receptionist is a sharp-tongued wench. She'll be thrilled.
Got it? If not, here be an instructional video. Get swashbucklin'!
Send us some more funnies, ye landlubbers, or ye'll be keelhauled.

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