No, we don't mean the all-time most pithy, relevant, balanced, constructive or just plain old inspiring tweets ever made on the Twitter platform. We're talking about the all-time narcissists here and the self-regarding slop that leaks from their keyboards.

Tweetingtoohard.com rounds up these self-important tweets for the rest of us to enjoy and vote on.

If you thought you sometimes had tickets on yourself, you've got nothing on some of these folk.