The scrawl of the wild
The Quote Database -- a collection
of humourous IRC
interchanges -- doesn't appear to have been updated for some time.
Still, it's a repository of some utter gems ...
You'll find more, (and, CAUTION, somewhat seedier postings), on the site.
| <xterm>
The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a
capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety
labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? |
| <Khassaki> HI
EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!! <Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key <Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!! |
| Once upon a midnight dreary, While i pron surfed, weak and weary, Over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, Suddenly there came a warning, And my heart was filled with mourning, Mourning for my dear amour, "Tis not possible!", I muttered, "Give me back my free hardcore!"..... Quoth the server, 404. |
| <WiLdSeXyPrInCeSs> i luv
guyz where would they be wifout us gals??? <XeNoX> Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible #$%@. |
| Mike3285: wtf is a palindrome MaroonSand: no its not dude |
| <MasterG>
....................................................................................................... <judas> where's pacman when you need him? |
| (morganj): 0 is false and 1 is
true, correct? (alec_eso): 1, morganj (morganj): bastard. |
| <Beeth> Girls are like
internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken. <honx> well, you can still get one from a strange country :-P |
You'll find more, (and, CAUTION, somewhat seedier postings), on the site.
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Comments
indeed
Last time I read this one was a while ago (2005 - 2006)
This one is still in the top 5.
HEY EURAKARTE
INSULT
RETORT
COUNTER-RETORT
QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
RIPOSTE
ADDON RIPOSTE
COUNTER-RIPOSTE
COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS
Posted by: xescuy | March 25, 2011 12:07 PM
Ah Geoff, it's a goldmine innit? I've been a fan ever since Chilling_Silence put me on to it over in the forums a while back. Shame it's been neglected a bit.
Posted by: ubergeek85 | March 22, 2011 11:37 PM